Spring Break (1983) – A Review
"I still don't know where my underpants are.""Why? What happened to 'em?""I think they ate 'em." Wet t-shirt contests. Belly...
1980s Teen Comedies
Fraternity Vacation (1985) – A Review
"Excuse me. Can I buy you a drink?"(silence)"Would you care to dance?"(more silence) "Well, I guess a blowjob in the parking...
They’re Playing With Fire (1984) – A Review
"I can't remember a hotter day.""Me either.""You look as though you could use a break. Want to have a nice...
The Last American Virgin (1982) – A Review
"Everybody put in a buck. And the man who's got the biggest tool, he's the one who wins the pool!"...
Heaven Help Us (1985) – A Review
"You can't tell him you lied to your father he'll make you go back and apologize to him. Then he'll...
Bachelor Party (1984) – A Review
"Hey it's Cole!Did any of you guys order an asshole from room service?" It's funny how the careers of actors...
Blame It On Rio (1984) – A Review
"Last night never happened.""I know. I was there when it didn't." I once read an interview with Michael Caine where...
Screwballs (1983) – A Review
"Oh shit Melvin, you jerk off so much if you ever did get laid you probably would scream out your...
Revenge of the Nerds (1984) – A Review
NERDS! NERDS! NERDS!""Where are they?""I think they're talking about us.""No way." It's the 80's version of the classic underdog story....
Mischief (1985) – A Review
"I can't do it.""Shit Jonathan where's your sense of adventure?""Hiding behind my fear of humiliation.""You got nothing to lose but...
Private School (1983) – A Review
"I want you to know I like a lot of....whatchamacallit....foreplay." "Is that enough?""I guess so." This was a double-whammy with...
Hot Dog…The Movie (1984) – A Review
"Hi, my name is Squirrel. What's yours?""Georgette.""I suppose a fuck is out of the question?"(gets drink thrown in his face)"Ask...
Zapped! (1982) – A Review
"Your father and I went to a drug education seminar at the school.""Are you.....a junkie son?" Barney (Scott Baio) is...
Private Lessons (1981) – A Review
"Philly if you want to watch me undress so badly you should have told me.""What do you mean?""Well, do you...
1980’s Teen Sex Comedies or How Everything I Needed To Know About Sex Was Thanks To Cable Television….
Years ago, in my adolescent age the realization that girls might not be completely yucky hit. Suddenly Star Wars, cartoons,...
