Better Off Dead (1985) – A Review
"Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that." High schooler Lane...
80’s teen comedy
My Bodyguard (1980) – A Review
Shy and quiet Clifford Peach (Chris Makepeace) lives with his widowed father and eccentric mother in a luxurious Chicago hotel....
Hamburger: The Motion Picture (1986) – A Review
'My mouth has got a taste for something beefy, something greatI can smell those burgers frying and I really can...
Just One of The Guys (1985) – A Review
Popular and pretty, Terry Griffith (Joyce Hyser) is determined to land a summer job at the local newspaper. All she...
Real Genius (1985) – A Review
Fifteen year-old mega-brain Mitch Taylor (Gabe Jarret) gets recruited by slimy Professor Jerry Hathaway (Willam Atherton) to join Pacific Technical...
Three O’Clock High (1987) – A Review
"You and me, we're gonna have a fight. Today. After school. Three o'clock. In the parking lot. You try and...
The Wild Life (1984) – A Review
"She's a hot babe. I think dumping her was a major mistake on your part.""Anita was nice. I really liked...
Stewardess School (1986) – A Review
Onboard an airplane, passengers are being served by a new crew of flight attendants. A perky stewardess is making an ice...
Cavegirl (1985) – A Review
"You wouldn't happen to know what century it is would you? You see, I'm lost and you don't speak any...
My Tutor (1983) – A Review
"Well, how are things going between you and your...tutor? "Ok." "Well, have you tried to score with her yet?"...
Midnight Madness (1980) – A Review
"Since the dawn of time man has sought amusement and intellectual stimulation in the form of games. For centuries man...
Private Resort (1985) – A Review
Leslie Easterbrook opens her closet and discovers a naked Johnny Depp. "What are you doing?!?!?""What do you mean, you left...
Hot T-Shirts (1980) – A Review
"Sheriff, we demand immediate action! We demand you put a stop to this contest! Sheriff, it's a communist plot!" "Ladies,...
Tomboy (1985) – A Review
"What would you say to a little fuck?" "Me? I'd say 'Good night little fuck'." Tomasina 'Tommy' Boyd (Besty Russell)...
Losin’ It (1983) – A Review
"Knock knock!""Who's there?""Tijuana!" "Tijuana who?""Tijuana bring your mother to the gang bangOh yes you doIt's been a long time since she...
Secret Admirer (1985) – A Review
"I can't believe I said those things to Deborah Anne Fimple. I mean, why didn't I just walk up to...
Spring Break (1983) – A Review
"I still don't know where my underpants are.""Why? What happened to 'em?""I think they ate 'em." Wet t-shirt contests. Belly...
Fraternity Vacation (1985) – A Review
"Excuse me. Can I buy you a drink?"(silence)"Would you care to dance?"(more silence) "Well, I guess a blowjob in the parking...
