Hamburger: The Motion Picture (1986) – A Review
'My mouth has got a taste for something beefy, something greatI can smell those burgers frying and I really can...
nudity
My Tutor (1983) – A Review
"Well, how are things going between you and your...tutor? "Ok." "Well, have you tried to score with her yet?"...
Private Resort (1985) – A Review
Leslie Easterbrook opens her closet and discovers a naked Johnny Depp. "What are you doing?!?!?""What do you mean, you left...
Hot T-Shirts (1980) – A Review
"Sheriff, we demand immediate action! We demand you put a stop to this contest! Sheriff, it's a communist plot!" "Ladies,...
Tomboy (1985) – A Review
"What would you say to a little fuck?" "Me? I'd say 'Good night little fuck'." Tomasina 'Tommy' Boyd (Besty Russell)...
Spring Break (1983) – A Review
"I still don't know where my underpants are.""Why? What happened to 'em?""I think they ate 'em." Wet t-shirt contests. Belly...
Fraternity Vacation (1985) – A Review
"Excuse me. Can I buy you a drink?"(silence)"Would you care to dance?"(more silence) "Well, I guess a blowjob in the parking...
They’re Playing With Fire (1984) – A Review
"I can't remember a hotter day.""Me either.""You look as though you could use a break. Want to have a nice...
Screwballs (1983) – A Review
"Oh shit Melvin, you jerk off so much if you ever did get laid you probably would scream out your...
Mischief (1985) – A Review
"I can't do it.""Shit Jonathan where's your sense of adventure?""Hiding behind my fear of humiliation.""You got nothing to lose but...
Private School (1983) – A Review
"I want you to know I like a lot of....whatchamacallit....foreplay." "Is that enough?""I guess so." This was a double-whammy with...
Hot Dog…The Movie (1984) – A Review
"Hi, my name is Squirrel. What's yours?""Georgette.""I suppose a fuck is out of the question?"(gets drink thrown in his face)"Ask...
Zapped! (1982) – A Review
"Your father and I went to a drug education seminar at the school.""Are you.....a junkie son?" Barney (Scott Baio) is...
Private Lessons (1981) – A Review
"Philly if you want to watch me undress so badly you should have told me.""What do you mean?""Well, do you...
Kate Middleton Caught Topless…..Yes, The Future Queen Has Breasts!
Wanting to keep the public abreast of the Royal goings on, the French magazine Closer ran a bunch of photos...
1980’s Teen Sex Comedies or How Everything I Needed To Know About Sex Was Thanks To Cable Television….
Years ago, in my adolescent age the realization that girls might not be completely yucky hit. Suddenly Star Wars, cartoons,...
